a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
seudaggood luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this
cinary
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I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)
seiokonaIt was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.
a-magpie-witchlingSTOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS
holey-jona-dI,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch
andishallemerge“What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”
Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.
I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it.
demiurge1138Super legible and I love it.
There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!
Shit i think that if i didn’t have some bases in dutch i wouldn’t have got it
haiku-robotshit i think that if
i didn’t have some bases in dutch
i wouldn’t have got it
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I am so aroused right now
smarsupialOh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.
sweethoneysempaiTag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully
he-wants-the-221dWe had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.
quiteawfulpretty“You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF
jellyfish-blobi was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad
haiku-roboti was halfway through
before i realized these were
puns i am so mad
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incogniito
A cough is just a crunchy breath
anguishboyA yawn is just a boneless cough
kazespookwhy the fuck do these make sense???
greekjason
annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.
annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.
shylocks
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
serotnin
normalize crying in public! maybe i just wanna let out some ghibli tears in this ikea, idk u don’t know my life! catch me crying between some lamps
We’re not in the prisoner-taking business, we’re in the killing-monsters business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.
Clarisse La Rue, Sea of Monsters (via incorrectpjoquotes)
badtalents
where the fuck is the love of my life at