if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

Memes are going to be the dad jokes of the next generation.

hey remember when rick forgot percy and annabeth’s first kiss

I used to love the idea of being a mermaid but now I realize the ocean is terrifying and the only way I’d be a mermaid is if I have a private lake with gentle fish friends

Become the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean

I’m already the scary and mysterious thing in my family I can’t handle the responsibility of also being the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

👏or👏putting👏hand👏claps👏 between👏words👏to👏show👏 importance👏

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

no offense but if liking a ship that’s built on trust and friendship and exists between two characters who bring out the best in each other is ~vanilla~ and boring then im the boringest vanilla bitch to ever boring

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami