list of worst lines of dialogue in riverdale:

• “You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.”
• “Bro I’m warning you. You don’t wanna start with me.”
• “I was attacked by a bear.”
• “That’s because the gargoyle king wants me and Jughead to be together. We’re gonna be a ship.”
• “Ethelhead? In your dreams.”
• “Because we’re endgame, Archie”
• “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
• “A vughead kiss, right now in the present might be precisely what it takes to save a future bughead from imploding.”
• “I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana.”
• “That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”
• “You’ve given me the kiss of life Archie Andrews. Now I’ve given it to your dad.”
• “Because if you did I might have to punish you.”
• “I’m coo coo bananas for you.”
• “SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER.”
• “I’m gonna make my bones.”
• “I’d recognize those abs anywhere.”
• “Mr. Andrews, nice haircut. You’re looking extra DILFy today.”
• “I am so over the toxic masculinity in this hallway right now.”
• “I beg your misogynistic pardon?”
• “The serpent queen is a warrior queen.”
• “Don’t test us, mumzie. We know how to *pulls out a belt* dominate too.”
• and of course
• “In case you haven’t notice, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”