jonbutter

Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

  1. Punchline does not mean hit the child.
  2. Don’t howl at your own jokes.
  3. Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.
  4. Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.
  5. No claws for tickling.
  6. Scared kids don’t laugh.
  7. Try not to hurt the audience.
  8. Always keep sharp spikes in!
  9. You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.
  10. Never let them see you slobber.
bogleech

okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out

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    And then there’s dumbass fucking Timothy who still dint read the fucking rules and killed several children
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