a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
seudaggood luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this
womandrogyne
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I am so aroused right now
smarsupialOh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.
sweethoneysempaiTag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully
he-wants-the-221dWe had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.
quiteawfulpretty“You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF
jellyfish-blobi was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad
haiku-roboti was halfway through
before i realized these were
puns i am so mad
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annakendrickofficial
riordanverse characters graphics: clarisse la rue
“sometimes things go wrong.” her voice was shaky. “heroes get hurt. they…they die, and the monsters just keep coming back.”
letterspalette
favorite female characters moodboard: rachel dare
“i’m calm,“ rachel insisted. “every time i’m around you, some monsters attack us. what’s to be nervous about?”
incogniito
A cough is just a crunchy breath
anguishboyA yawn is just a boneless cough
kazespookwhy the fuck do these make sense???
greekjason
annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.
annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.
shylocks
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
serotnin
normalize crying in public! maybe i just wanna let out some ghibli tears in this ikea, idk u don’t know my life! catch me crying between some lamps
