steveogers

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

poseidhn

  • also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
fihli

  • and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
twentyonelizards

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

open-plan-infinity

  • can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
studyandlush

stating something reblog if you agree

watermellens

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

marquiis-de-la-baguette

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

cappuccinohowell

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

pepperminthowell

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

starlight-sanders

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

honey-stick

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

popcorn-fox

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

fandom-scarerin

👏or👏putting👏hand👏claps👏 between👏words👏to👏show👏 importance👏

leviathanrose

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

redprincessofdawn

no offense but if liking a ship that’s built on trust and friendship and exists between two characters who bring out the best in each other is ~vanilla~ and boring then im the boringest vanilla bitch to ever boring

Anonymous
Who hurt you
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My expectations

  • Quiet room.
  • Everyone else:
  • Me:
  • My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ
  • kamocchi

    息抜き
    詩暢ちゃんと新くん

    千早、新と描いたので、次は太一と組み合わせて描いてみたいです。

    kamocchi

    小説版

    “しのちゃんすごい約束したね。わたしまだドキドキしてるよ”
    trashnojutsu

    i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

    I’m sorry we didn’t invite you to the wedding. [Percy and I] just decided no enemies.
    Annabeth Chase, to Hera probably (via thepaperbackthief)
    cinary

    I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

    seiokona

    It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.

    a-magpie-witchling

    STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

    holey-jona-d

    I,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch

    andishallemerge

    “What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”

    kittyknowsthings

    Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.

    systlin

    I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it. 

    demiurge1138

    Super legible and I love it.

    dr-archeville

    There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!

    titenoute

    Shit i think that if i didn’t have some bases in dutch i wouldn’t have got it

    haiku-robot

    shit i think that if
    i didn’t have some bases in dutch
    i wouldn’t have got it



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