In a perfect world, every three or four haircuts you got you could switch over to noodles instead of hair. Only temporarily, but like, for about a month every morning you just had more tasty noodles growin out of your head and you could chop them off painlessly and then cook and eat them. Pasta sauce would be your hair gel. A bowl would be your hat. Parmesan? Lice, baby.
Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds. What’s the big idea? We tell you to go to sleep. You ignore us. We ask you nicely. You ignore us.
Anyway, it’s National Puppy Day. And to show you that we do actually have your best interests at heart and aren’t always telling you what to do—even if it is for your own good—we invite you, if you please, to enjoy these cute fluffy dogs.
This isnt funny and this meme of bullying Thecybersmith needs to stop. I dont care if the darker timeline is a joke account, it's not funny when you are perpetuating the bullying of actual individual people.
i would love to see modern british people try and build stonehenge today. they couldn’t. whatever it took for them to build something like stonehenge has been completely lost over time
