straightallies

show me the forbidden coping mechanisms

coldtongue

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

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i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder

neko-crimson

what the actual fuck

pidge-gunson

Men don’t know women can pee

jerseydevilslesbianlover

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

garbashians

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

andy-the-anon

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When you remember the anti-vax movement

c-dentello

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dumbnojutsu

remember when we joked about it…

freyadragonlord

I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS POST FOR MONTHS

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT

THIS IS AT LEAST 6 MONTHS OLD. AT LEAST.

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

bluebirdsonawire

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

jonbutter

Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

  1. Punchline does not mean hit the child.
  2. Don’t howl at your own jokes.
  3. Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.
  4. Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.
  5. No claws for tickling.
  6. Scared kids don’t laugh.
  7. Try not to hurt the audience.
  8. Always keep sharp spikes in!
  9. You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.
  10. Never let them see you slobber.
bogleech

okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out

mccools

i think we all really need to step back a bit with how we view celebrities like........we don't know these people. we are not their friends. we have a built up perception of them in our brains based on the parts of them they want us to see and the things we like to think they are. it's not real. let it go.

mccools

this is a mix of both "they will do things that disappoint you because they're real people and not your perception of them" and "don't invade their privacy because they don't know you and you don't know them" but also just "stop presuming things about people you've never met based on how they look or the way they behave in interviews"

thoodleoo

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

thoodleoo

like

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marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time

anaisnein

reblog if you were born to be warm and comfortable

anais-ninja-bitch

fuck stoicism challenge 2020

carovingian

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