





womanhood: an anthology

show me the forbidden coping mechanisms
“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.
‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform

i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder

what the actual fuck
pidge-gunsonMen don’t know women can pee
jerseydevilslesbianloverive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
garbashiansi haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System


When you remember the anti-vax movement
c-dentello

remember when we joked about it…
freyadragonlordI’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS POST FOR MONTHS
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT
THIS IS AT LEAST 6 MONTHS OLD. AT LEAST.
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy
okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out
i think we all really need to step back a bit with how we view celebrities like........we don't know these people. we are not their friends. we have a built up perception of them in our brains based on the parts of them they want us to see and the things we like to think they are. it's not real. let it go.
mccoolsthis is a mix of both "they will do things that disappoint you because they're real people and not your perception of them" and "don't invade their privacy because they don't know you and you don't know them" but also just "stop presuming things about people you've never met based on how they look or the way they behave in interviews"
the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago
thoodleoolike

marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time
anaisneinreblog if you were born to be warm and comfortable
anais-ninja-bitchfuck stoicism challenge 2020