gluten-free-pussy

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

afronerdism

You are a genius and I’m using this

gluten-free-pussy

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

jamaicanblackcastoroil

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Originally posted by ihiphop

allthingshyper

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

elliejoys

- You should be careful. If you trust her, one day you’ll—
- Don’t worry. Since I’m a better judge of people than you”

lluviagf

sometimes the heart's like !!!!!!!! and there's nothing you can do about it

bpdsoul

Is this about anxiety or love

dechart

yes

iskarieot

EMMA. (2020), dir. Autumn de Wilde

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

doctorheebiejeebies

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

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