please don’t cosplay at school

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

awwsome I don’t like horses

i am terrified

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business

hey y’all ever remember when david slade literally said he’d rather be shot than watch twilight then got tapped to direct eclipse anyways

remember when catherine hardwicke launched a worldwide phenomenon with her care and attention and genuine love for the project on her scrappy little indie movie and was blackballed for it and then a mediocre white man said this

and got handed a multimillion dollar project anyway despite his public disdain for it i hate hollywood