just-shower-thoughts

‪I wonder who decided that “as fuck” is an appropriate metric in evaluating something.

weltenwellen

Marya Hornbacher, Waiting

batou

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

themadcapmathematician

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

before-i-change-my-mind

y'all 99% of the time: why is everything on the news negative?? news channels should report positive news too!

y'all today: how dare they focus so much reporting on the royal wedding for one (1) day, don’t they care about all the IMPORTANT things going WRONG

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when i say i want positive news i mean like … “species brought back from the brink of extinction in 2018” … “teen genius invents new ocean filtration system to remove microplastics” … “jeff bezos found dead in miami” … “nerds discover weird pattern in prime numbers”

not like “imperialists spend 300 million on wedding party”

rhoedey

we've almost achieved a whole year without a marvel movie!! congrats guys!!!

romcommunist

i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level

just-shower-thoughts

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

heckshowerthoughts

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

transhumanist-viking

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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dontbeanassbutt

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

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Jesus Christ

kentucky-fried-bucky

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lvaldez

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it’s a known fact that if rick riordan doesn’t introduce a minimum of 4 heterosexual couples per book he’ll go into cardiac arrest

tokenhoo

As someone who originally read the HOO series around Hazel’s age and is now closer to Frank’s let me just say something.

As a 12/13/ whenever I first read the books I thought their relationship was fine and defended it a lot saying stuff about how ‘Hazel is chronologically older than him’, and that ‘Franks a nice guy who isn’t like that’

However present day me would never date a 13 year old. That idea is so nasty to me. What is that? 8th grade? It’s just messed up.

I think they could have been a cute couple but the ages are so off putting. He should of just made Frank 14 or something if he wanted them together. Could of had them as the silly middle schoolers with embarrassing crushes but also great friends.

Or he could of just let the 13-year-old be a 13-year-old, I’m just saying-

melliehedge

here's the thing: the relationship on hazel's end, as weird as this sounds, makes sense. it is completely normal for a 13 year old girl to have a crush on someone older- especially one she has watched in heroic lighting and has always been gentle with her. hell, that's the whole basis of nico's crush on percy, that started as hero woship

frank's side is disgusting. no 16 year old in their right mind would look at a child and think I want to make out with her. that's is predatorial and disturbing. honestly, people in high school don't even like the people in the grade below them, yet alone three.

Hazel's crush is normal. Frank's crush is not

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