Anonymous

your blog haunts me. i now think of things that had long been forgotten. every night when i try to sleep, i see him. the onceler. his comically large hat, his overly posh suit. i am on the verge of sleep when suddenly i bolt upright due to the memories. it has gotten so bad, that some days i don't even try to sleep. i simply stare into the darkness, his name repeating over and over in my mind. onceler. onceler. onceler. there is no god anymore, you've killed him. onceler. onceler. onceler.

literally-a-piece-of-trash

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

  • touch starved
  • my parents never told me they are proud of me
  • i love Stuff
  • im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
  • hey pay attention to me
dorkintheflask

I love the tumblr app. The way it just [clenches fist] [app crashes]

parentheticalaside

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

blacklaceandcombatboots

who wrote this, expose him

ofools

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

tobbun

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

tyradicalsaurusreg

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

lesbian-lizards

That was difficult to read.

didi-is-spiffy

So ugly

deliciouslysporadiccollection

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

sunnysrecovery

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

bonitabreezy

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

imoldbutimstillintothat

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

n7kiera-ryder

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

pyschoticbiotic

“To get back to my body”

kittykillall

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synonym-for-life

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

charlesbeckendorf

As a muslim Iraqi American with a significant tumblr following, I feel as though I should let it be known exactly where I stand when it comes to Riordan’s statement about Samirah. I have copied and pasted it down below and my reaction to it will be written down below. This will be the first time I have read it. If you want to engage with me or tell me that I’m wrong, I expect you to be a muslim, hijabi, Iraqi American, and from Baghdad. If you are not, I suggest you sit down and keep quiet because you are not the authority on the way I should be represented.

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plasmagika

“When I first saw the illustrations of the tail, I literally giggled with surprise and delight — and I’m not someone who usually giggles,” says Matthew Lamanna, a vertebrate paleontologist at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh, who reviewed the paper for Nature. “The tail was just so awesomely weird-looking for a predatory dinosaur. I’d never seen anything like it.” 
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heard about the spinosaurus news today! congrats!

danglingthpider

Maybe Mitt Romney doesn’t like Britain cause we’re surrounded by the sea

Which is salty

So we’re technically protected by an outline of salt

Demons hate salt

fawkessong

#flawless logic is flawless

heritageposts

date of origin: 2nd of november, 2012.

themysteriousmurasamecastle

obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed to death with this image

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auckie

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His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

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