me when i plant the seed of drama and reap the harvest from the comfort of my own lane

Thursday . 75,602 notes . reblog .

People: *showering me with compliments*
Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

Thursday . 420,238 notes . reblog .

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

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Thursday . 73,497 notes . reblog .

I missed you guys.

I literally kept checking all these sites ~~except myspace~~ this morning and it just wasn’t the saaaaaame.

date of origin: 6th of october, 2012.

Tuesday . 26,488 notes . reblog .

its labor day post mpreg karl marx

What political statement is this even meant to convey

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you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

- the john green goblin

Saturday . 46,140 notes . reblog .

i have no words

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BEHOLD THE TUMBLR HUSBAND

This man is a faceblend of Robert Downey Jr, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jensen Ackles, Aaron Tveit, and David Tennant.

amen

the perfect man

doctorspockspaceman

hoLY SHIT I MORPHED HIM WITH BENEDICT

askthehetaliayaoifanboy

I ADDED DOITSU AND OMFG

date of origin: 2013

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#HETALIA ???????#i remember the days a chain post ALWAYS gets destroyed by a Cursed AdditionTM by someone from hetalia or sherlock

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