Pros of having ADHD:

• Can track prey for hours without losing focus
• Special interest: basket weaving
• Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing
• Distracted by berries
• Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels
• Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps
• Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food
• Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

• Can't do homework
• Impulse buys
• Can't use a calendar
• Can't sit still in classroom

born in the wrong generation

Well fuck

My soul has always been ancient

Can I add that I know ADHD and autistic people in service/hospitality that are excellent at their jobs because of the way our brain works, but these jobs are often seen as less so they aren’t appreciated. We have useful skills that even fit into now but they find a way to make us less.

baethoven

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

*psychiatrist listens to me describe my symptoms and writes down a note on their clipboard that just says “LOL”*

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

1. [singular] y’all
2. [plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell