idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
karasaysraaawrWhy would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
fishingboatproceedsI’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
ifuckedmartinfreemanis that john green
goodbrontosaurusJohn what are you doing.
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Tfw the founder of tumblr doesn’t even like tumblr anymore.
faithcollapsingPlease let this be a real quote.
tmma1869Finally found this. Fake or real, tumblr is full of anti-straight people who shame straight people (even the sane and not judgmental ones) I definitely agree with this statement.
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date of origin: 21st of january, 2014.
mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he
perfectparthenopeAll you people ever talk about is Hozier I stg
Can we have a day without like.....information