The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Make 2014 about you!!! Kill everyone else

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

my love for you is like a truck

Explain

no

alkali metals

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

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