british flu

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u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

Wednesday . 317,393 notes . reblog .

please do not refer to potatoes as

dirt apples

Tuesday . 39,031 notes . reblog .

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open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

Tuesday . 272,474 notes . reblog .

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

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LISTEN

that 3rd pic he thinkin bout me

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The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

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