SAY IT WITH ME

• the mitochondria are not “deep”
• the mitochondria are not “quirky”
• the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
• STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

You can’t stop me

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

Yield
Stop
Railroad Xing
Wet Floor
No Parking
Do Not Enter
Exit
Open
Toll Booths Ahead
Register Closed
Trucks Use Low Gear
School Zone

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

never forget that in 2014 gal gadot publicly supported the Israeli militaries violent ambush in the gaza strip that led to the murder of four young palestinian boys who were playing soccer on the beach and WW84 screen wrote her character to save arab children playing soccer for entertainment purposes hollywood can CHOKE

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

love this site